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manofsteel: “Emotional, beautiful, and filled with brutal...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 08:06:56 -0400

“Emotional, beautiful, and filled with brutal battles, this is a winner top to bottom.” - Drew Mcweeny, Hitfix.com

Man of Steel, from director Zack Snyder & producer Christopher Nolan, NOW PLAYING in theaters. Get tickets now: http://bit.ly/ManofSteelTix

manofsteel: See midnight screenings of Man of Steel TONIGHT....

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 07:36:28 -0400

manofsteel:

See midnight screenings of Man of Steel TONIGHT. Opens everywhere tomorrow. Get tickets now: http://bit.ly/ManofSteelTix

killnavi: legend of twERK

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 19:49:35 -0400

killnavi:

legend of twERK

manofsteel: See Henry Cavill on the red carpet of the Man of...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 08:10:52 -0400

manofsteel:

See Henry Cavill on the red carpet of the Man of Steel LIVE world premiere today (6/10) at 3PM PT / 6PM ET! http://bit.ly/14rmGvr

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Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:56:17 -0400

spadesslick: tokomon: The original pitch for the Powerpuff...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:50:28 -0400

spadesslick:

tokomon:

The original pitch for the Powerpuff Girls was a student film called Whoopass Stew. Craig McCracken originally intended to show what the perfect little girl was before Professor Utonium added a can of Whoopass to the concoction. The perfect little girl (sitting on the rainbow) was supposed to be the perfect mixture of sugar, spice, and everything nice. When the accidental extra ingredient was added, the three original ingredients split up to match the personalities of the three new girls. Bubbles being sugar, Buttercup being spice, and Blossom being everything nice.

Chemical X is whoopass.

This is the greatest day of my life.

gupple: gloamvalley: IM STILL UFCKING CRYING OVER FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST CANNED BREAD im laughing...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 17:47:44 -0400

gupple:

gloamvalley:

IM STILL UFCKING CRYING OVER FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST CANNED BREAD

im laughing really hard at “is it hope, or bread?” what hte HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Wtf

For a children's show, Adventure Time is full of adult fears

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 12:12:48 -0400

tumblrisweird:

Being unable to care for your child

Being overpowered by your child

Being manipulated into an abusive relationship

Being attacked by your spouse

Depression and attempted suicide

Threat of miscarriage

Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s

Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse

spenacethemenace: lesb1an: keepmyheadabove: Animal fun...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 09:55:43 -0400

spenacethemenace:

lesb1an:

keepmyheadabove:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

What cuties

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

crick3tknight: lakidaa: bi-polar-oid: dinners ready ( ._.)./...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 22:42:19 -0400

crick3tknight:

lakidaa:

bi-polar-oid:

dinners ready

( ._.)./ an explanation:

The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute.

The disorder is called Megaesophagus.

Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock.

EATIN’ SOCK

moosesmeeses: 2econdp2iioniic: shavemeinthemorning: operamatic...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 08:18:45 -0400

moosesmeeses:

2econdp2iioniic:

shavemeinthemorning:

operamatic:

ukeaco:

I would just like to point out that the beginning and end of Spirited Away creep me out in the most delicious way possible. I’ve always been a fan of fairy tales, and not just the Grimm and Anderson stuff, almost all my life. Like the honestly faerie court stories.

Themes you see in those reflect strongly in this movie, and comparing them side by side just makes it that much more stark.

Often times you hear that if you get sucked into the fairy realm, you shouldn’t eat their food. It gives them power over you. More often than not, heroes finally escape the fairy realm after what they perceive to be a very short time (a night or a week)…

…only to find that seasons or years have passed.

‘Hey, it’s all dusty in here. Is this someone’s idea of a joke?’

CRAPPING SHIT I WHY HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS

This always freaked me out a little as a kid. Like the OP, I couldn’t help but wonder how long REALLY passed. I always pretended it was something like a week but… Judging by that moss, I can’t say for sure.

A week? Try much MUCH /MUCH/ longer. The plants are a good indicator but a better one is the statue. We’re seeing it from the same angle in each shot. Look in the first one before she enters, it’s not NEW but you can tell what it is.

Now look at the second frame. It’s so eroded it’s just a dull, flat stone.

That thing is solid stone, that must have taken up to, if not more than, a DECADE to wear down that much.

Not to mention that there are new trees next to the car. Just remember how long it actually takes for trees to grow real quick.

Evidence is suggesting they were in there for maybe around 20-30 years.

WOW imagine what that was like, seeing a family disappear and then reappear over that amount of time.

When they finally got to their new house someone else was probably living there.

Oh my gawd.

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Mon, 03 Jun 2013 23:26:03 -0400

OH. MY. GOD.

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:50:48 -0400

OH. MY. GOD.

manofsteel: The wait is over. Get your tickets for Man of Steel...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:28:06 -0400

manofsteel:

The wait is over. Get your tickets for Man of Steel now: http://bit.ly/MOStickets

I’m so ready

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Wed, 22 May 2013 13:27:09 -0400

Dogs

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:25:55 -0400

Dogs

musicdreamsandmagic: I forgot how to bunny.

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:25:29 -0400

musicdreamsandmagic:

I forgot how to bunny.

moosesmeeses: planetvalium: A gathering of pregnant men. two...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:01:36 -0400

moosesmeeses:

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

two on the bottom bumpin bellies

#REAL FUNNY OLD SPORT

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:24:00 -0400

#REAL FUNNY OLD SPORT

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:26:10 -0400